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“What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?” We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: “What exactly constitutes a town, and why exactly does that not include basically anything monster owned and operated?” or “What are your thoughts on necromancy as a renewable source of minions?” or “Is that screaming coming from *my* basement?”

June 3, 2018

Season 2 Episode 9: Pots and Robbers

Violet and Petunia return to find their keep has been looted.  To make matters worse, the robbers left the back gate open and Bloodwraith has escaped. Empty rooms have such a nice echo, though.

May 11, 2018

Season 2 Episode 8: Hello From The Regular Tavern

Violet and Petunia are live on location at Rosie's Incantina tavern, happy to be among the people. Except Violet. Violet would rather be home, where the bar fights are planned.

April 27, 2018

Season 2 Episode 7: The Regular One

Heheheeeey, we're just going to do a regular talk this time, just like normal. Just answerin' questions, free from any unnecessary... others. Also Violet and Petunia dunk on humanoid guys a little. Don't act surpised.

Guest appearance: Nobody. Just us. Just like normal.

April 10, 2018

Season 2 Episode 6: Dragon On

What a delightul visit we've just had from OUr FiERy OvErLOrd. Pity he had to leave in such a hurry.  Learn how not to court an Ettin, and a prank backfires.

Guest Appearance: Dr. Patrick Harris

March 24, 2018

Season 2 Episode 5: A Bone to Pick

A visit from a dragon, Petunia's special project, and Violet describes some of the new accessibility features of CoolDad Memorial Magic School. 

March 13, 2018

Season 2 Episode 4: Smolder and Wiser

Violet gives Petunia a generous and mandatory present. Also, lots of bad, burning letters.

February 24, 2018

Season 2 Episode 3: Ring Around the Violet

A pocket full of... violence? (We try).  Violet has discovered a way to fit more into a day, and Petunia reflects on a possible (and quite disturbing) personal trait.

February 9, 2018

Season 2 Episode 2: It was the best of times, it was the Valentimes

Mysterious and doily-shaped messages have appeared at The Keep. What horrid, dark forces are behind these saccharine greetings from some other plane of existence? Gross.

January 27, 2018

Season 2 Episode 1: Dearth and Taxes

Its been a cruel, cruel summer, and now that winter is here, Violet and Petunia are ready to get back into the swing of things. Particularly, swinging things they found in their keep during a very inconvenient audit by a dragon. 

July 14, 2017

Episode 16: THE ALLDADDY

Petunia decodes the Odingram and learns something about her own, ahem, proclivities. Violet also learns something important about herself, and the sisters look forward to a short break before coming back to give advice completely uninterrupted by anything ridiculous or-- aw, damn.